Little Known Fact #77

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/02/2013 at 22:35 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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The Nissan Cube fuzzy dash carpet is actually made from 100% Alpaca pubes.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2013 at 22:36

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Best one yet.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 11/02/2013 at 22:39

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Nah

imadeaburner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2013 at 22:39

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I used to shave those fuzzy bastards for the sole purpose of being Nissan Cube Fuzzy Dash Carpets.

They are only the most prime examples of Alpaca pubes you can imagine.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2013 at 22:41

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Incorrect! They're from the nursing home shower drains

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 11/02/2013 at 22:43

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Shut up Roberto!

They let Alpacas in nursing homes?

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2013 at 22:50

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Alpacas get old too.

Well the ones that aren't eaten first.

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2013 at 23:05

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Only 100% Alpaca pubes.

Pubes from only partial alpacas are never used.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ 11/02/2013 at 23:09

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Yes, no llamas.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2013 at 23:18

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Also, obligatory: